Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 3D (12A)<\/p>\n
JK Rowling returns to the world of Harry Potter with this bleak and dark prequel that takes its title from one of the textbooks studied at Hogwarts.<\/p>\n
It was written by Newt (short for Newton) Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) and the film, written by Rowling and directed by David Yates, travels back to pre-war New York City, some 70 or 80 years before The Philosopher\u2019s Stone, to where, having been expelled from Hogwarts, despite support from Dumbledore, the scatterbrained British taxonomist travels, causing chaos when the creatures in his suitcase escape.<\/p>\n
On top of which, following an attack on the city by a dark magic beast known as an obscurial, the division between those of magical blood and the Muggles, here called \u201cno-maj\u201d, is threatening to explode, with anti-witch activist Mary Lou (Samantha Morton) and her adopted son Credence (Ezra Miller) forging an unlikely alliance with power-seeking wizard-politician Percival Graves (Colin Farrell).<\/p>\n
Also featuring Dan Fogler as a no-maj ex-soldier with whom Newt strikes up a friendship and Katherine Waterston and Alison Sudol as a pair of wizarding sisters, it\u2019s the first of at least three films. On the evidence of the trailers, that\u2019s not going to be anywhere near enough. 2hr 13 mins. Also in 2D and IMAX 3D.<\/p>\n
Miss Peregrine\u2019s Home For Peculiar Children 3D (12A)<\/p>\n
A sort of X-Men meets Groundhog Day, this adaptation of the Ransom Riggs is directed by Tim Burton, so you know to expect plenty of visual magic.<\/p>\n
When his grandpa is murdered by a monster, 16-year-old Jake (Asa Butterfield) travels from Florida to a Welsh village in order to discover the truth behind the stories granddad told him about a home for unusual children.<\/p>\n
Meeting Emma Bloom, a girl who needs to wear special boots to keep her from floating away, Jake is introduced to the time-shifting world of Miss Peregrine (Eva Green) and the \u2018gifted\u2019 (invisibility, raising the dead, pyrokinesis, etc) children in her care.<\/p>\n
Their safety is, however, threatened by forces known as the creepy Hollows, monsters from his grandfather\u2019s past, and the dangerous Wights, led by the terrifying shape-shifting Mr. Barron (a scenery-chewing Samuel L. Jackson). Although often visually amazing, it never really comes alive until the final battle on Blackpool pier. 127 mins. Also in 2D.<\/p>\n
More movie ideas for kids…<\/p>\n
Trolls 3D (U)<\/p>\n
Pitched firmly at the younger spectrum of the kiddie market, this latest, wildly colourful DreamWorks musical animation, based on the toys (called Gonks in the UK), \u00a0comes from the creators of Shrek and Kung Fu Panda.<\/p>\n
Princess Poppy (voiced by Anna Kendrick) is the leader of the relentlessly optimistic and cheery Trolls who live in the middle of the woods and are always ready to burst into song. Unfortunately, they also live in fear of the Bergens, \u00a0miserable giant ogres who, led by King Gristle (John Cleese), \u00a0believed the only way to become happy was to eat Trolls.<\/p>\n
For 20 years, the Trolls have managed to remain hidden, but, then, the light from a wild disco party gives them away and, as \u00a0the Bergens prepare to revive their annual Trollstice feast day, Poppy joins forces with the Branch (Justin Timberlake), the world\u2019s only unhappy Troll, \u00a0to rescue her friends from the cooking pot.<\/p>\n
Featuring the voices of Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Prince Gristle, the young ruler of the Bergens, Zooey Deschanel as the maid \u00a0who\u2019s secretly in love with him, Gwen Stefani as the Trolls\u2019 DJ and Russell Brand, Icona Pop and James Corden as fellow Trolls \u00a0as well as a whole bunch of new and old songs sung by its stars, this may not be for anyone older than their shoe size, but it\u2019s still an irrepressibly fun ride and great kids entertainment<\/a>. 92 mins. Also in 2D.<\/p>\n Storks 3D (U)<\/p>\n Back in the day, storks delivered babies, but, following an incident in which one of the birds (Danny Trejo) tried to keep the tot for himself, breaking her, quite literal, homing beacon in the process, they got out of the baby business and now deliver parcels from their Corner Store HQ on Storm Mountain.<\/p>\n Top of the delivery tables is Junior (Andy Samberg) who is thrilled to be told by Hunter (Kelsey Grammar), the big boss who uses little birds as golf balls, that he\u2019s going to be promoted to take over from him at the upcoming StorkCon shareholders meeting. But first, he has to fire Tulip (Katie Crown), who, the baby that never got delivered, still lives with them. Now that she\u2019s 18th (and also because she tends to cause all kinds of chaos), Hunter says it\u2019s time she became part of the human world. However, faced with telling her, Junior just can\u2019t get the words out and, instead, tells her she\u2019s been given a \u00a0job in the letter sorting office. Which she should never leave. Given that nobody writes asking for babies any more, she\u2019s bored out of her head and spends the time talking to herself, acting out (with the help of a pliable hairdo) different personas, each of them excruciating annoying.<\/p>\n Meanwhile, out in people land, his real estate parents (Ty Burell and Jennifer Aniston) always too busy to spend any time with him, young Nate decides he\u2019d like a baby brother, one with ninja skills. Mum and dad dismiss the idea, but, finding an old leaflet about the stork service, he writes a letter which duly winds up in Tulip\u2019s hands and, before Junior can stop her, goes into and reactivates the baby making machine. Now they find themselves with an unexpected tot to deliver, before the meeting and before Hunter finds out. Junior, however, has injured his wing, but, fortunately, Tulip\u2019s cobbled together a makeshift plane.<\/p>\n Without prolonging the agony of explaining things, suffice to say that Tulip\u2019s maternal instincts mean the mission doesn\u2019t go as planned, leaving the trio being pursued by wolves and, thanks to the aptly named Pigeon Toady, quite possibly the most annoying animated character ever, their secret is revealed to Hunter. And to top it all, Jasper, the stork who tried to abduct Tulip in the first place, also turns up, determined to rectify his screw up. All of which somehow manages to end up with Nate\u2019s intended sibling in the custody of Hunter\u2019s penguins and the baby machine churning them out like rabbits.<\/p>\n Mercifully, there are some good moments (almost all of them involving Alpha and Beta, the two wolves who fall for the cute pink-haired infant, and the way the pack is forever forming itself into things like a plane or submarine), but they\u2019re mostly overwhelmed by the unrelenting screech elsewhere. Undemanding four-year-olds may be entertained, but, unfunny, relentless and charmless, the best thing to be said is that it\u2019s not as bad as the profoundly tedious The Master: a Lego Ninjago Short that precedes it. A bundle of joy it is not. 87 mins. Also in 2D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 3D (12A) JK Rowling returns to the world of Harry Potter with this bleak and dark prequel that takes its title from one of the textbooks studied at Hogwarts. 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